Joke of the day

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
–Charlie Chaplin

Joke of the day:
“Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines  at the casino.

Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone,  she would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench  to wait for the other.

Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited.

After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw Patty coming toward her, carrying this huge sack of coins.

“Hey, Trixie,” said Patty, “how’d you do?””Not very good,” came the reply.   “I’ve been waiting here for hours.”

Patty said: “You should have been with me did I ever find a  good machine!  It’s way in the back.  Come! I’ll show it to you . . . you can’t lose!  Ever time you put a dollar in,

you win four quarters!””