Joke of the day

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
–Charlie Chaplin

Joke of the day:
“A boy decides to learn the language of all animals.

– Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go there and study.

Fathers agree and give him money

After a year, the son returns home and the father decides to test his skills

-Son, did you learn the language?

-Yes father. Do you hear the cow mooing? She says that she is about to give you 10 litres of milk.

-That’s impossible, this cow can give no more than a litre.

Dad milked the cow and it actually gave him 10 litres of milk

Dad’s super confused but decided that it was a coincidence

-Do you hear that hen? She says that she is about to lay 5 eggs now

-That’s impossible, that hen has never laid any eggs before.

Dad still goes there and checks for the eggs and there actually are 5 eggs laid

Dad is confused but starts to believe his son

The second day son sees a donkey running away from his dad and hee-hawing.

Dad trying to pull up his trousers and chase the donkey and screaming to his son:

– Don’t trust this donkey, she’s lying, don’t believe it son.”

(Source: https://www.dailyjokes.co/)