“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
Joke of the day:
“A boy decides to learn the language of all animals.
– Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go there and study.
Fathers agree and give him money
After a year, the son returns home and the father decides to test his skills
-Son, did you learn the language?
-Yes father. Do you hear the cow mooing? She says that she is about to give you 10 litres of milk.
-That’s impossible, this cow can give no more than a litre.
Dad milked the cow and it actually gave him 10 litres of milk
Dad’s super confused but decided that it was a coincidence
-Do you hear that hen? She says that she is about to lay 5 eggs now
-That’s impossible, that hen has never laid any eggs before.
Dad still goes there and checks for the eggs and there actually are 5 eggs laid
Dad is confused but starts to believe his son
The second day son sees a donkey running away from his dad and hee-hawing.
Dad trying to pull up his trousers and chase the donkey and screaming to his son:
– Don’t trust this donkey, she’s lying, don’t believe it son.”