“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
Joke of the day:
“Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home,
crying because her first period had started and she had
no idea what it was.
The girl’s teacher was reluctant to get involved,
so she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom.
She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny.
“Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny.
“I’m crying because I’m bleeding,” she replied.
“Give me a look,” said little Johnny.
She lifted her skirt and showed him.
“Holy hell!” said little Johnny.
“No wonder you’re bleeding some bastard’s cut off your mickey!””